Hum.. blogging... are you suppose to say hum while you blog... I am not sure that I know the proper etiquette of the blogging world. Blogging really is such a phenomenal thing; you share your thoughts and then they are expressed with just the move moments of a few fingers. “Wow” you are thinking what an epiphany right? For thousands of years we have expressed ourselves through our brain waves through the movement of our hands.
Do you ever stop and think about all of the things that are so obvious, I do it all the time. It is amusing. Sometimes I even just say words over and over again, and that is not because of my secret stammer, but because they sound funny on repeat in my brain.
It is funny to me that I am now a blogger and a follower of blogs, because I struggle to spell the word dyslexic. Who on EARTH would create such a hard word to spell for people who are not gifted in the area of spelling and grammar. Seeing as I could not read until I was in grade four. I have tried relentlessly to become a better speller, for the good on the common people; other wise known as my friends/family who have to read me emails and all of my professors and teachers over the years who tried to decipher my ramblings. So if you are grammatically inclined this is your out. I am giving you an excuse not to follow my blog. Because yes... there will be grammatical errors, but if you cool with it so am I.
Bible College was helpful for me in many ways, one being that it forced me to write hundreds of pages worth of my thoughts. And I will keep this between you and I when I say that I almost enjoy writing now. Mrs Kerlauck (grade 3 teacher) if you are out there, I no longer cry when I have a spelling test or have to write a story about Ivan the large worm.
I now quite enjoy “words” I was going to say literature, but that makes me sound very astute, and I am not sure that would as going as far to say that I love a book like “Bhutan: A Visual Odyssey Across the Last Himalayan Kingdom" which weighs 130lbs and is the size of a pingpong table.
I rather enjoy reading creatively placed thoughts on a page or screen. In this world of “Cookie Dusters,” “Shress,” “Upper Case Voice,” and “Restless Lip Syndrome.” Yes this is the time for a women to embrace trendy notations and blog about the inner thoughts of muscles between my ears.
Hannah Driscoll
*"Restless Lip Syndrome - when a person keeps interrupting a conversation and can’t keep their mouth shut.”
*"Upper Case voice- Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate par of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing n the digital world. Example “listen! Don't make me use my Upper Case voice!” “I got a BRAND NEW car!” she said in her upper case voice."
*"Shress-mix of shirt and dresses"
*"Cookie dusters- A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.” (How is that so attractive now, I admit I don't mind it. A few years ago, no wait even a few months a go it was grotesque. Now only the trendiest California's and Europeans would be bold enough to bring back the mustache and wear it well.)
***urbandictionary.com
